My deal with my son was he could pick a one-week trip to anywhere he wanted within his Christmas break schedule from college; yes, sadly he goes to college. I would cover hotel and his airfare, but food and all other incidentals would be his responsibility. The Atlantis resort was his choice after I presented him with some options, then he recruited three of his college buddies to join him.
That way Laid back black looking for sweet Bahamas woman he hangs out with them I can go off and do things on my own, which is the way I usually like it on big trips like this.
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We do all hang out sometimes. My son and I share a room and his three buddies are in another one on a separate floor. I expected the resort here to womsn chock-full of hot, available chicks. Well, I was dead wrong.
This resort is full of families and couples. There are plenty of hot chicks here but they all have a boyfriend or husband closely attached to them. Most of the younger couples here are newlyweds. Frankly, the husbands have that just-married twinkle too. Hey, I was married once, and I do admit that getting married does make you very, very happy…for about two years.
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I spent the rest of the evening in younger-woman, big-ass heaven. Something every man should do, by the way. HIV is a swert more prevalent down here than in the U. My son was going to be out until 3am or so as usual, so I had the room to myself. As a matter of fact, when I told her that the first night I met her, her Lajd eyes went wide.
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The cheese I keep in the wet bar for a treat at night. Hey, it is a vacation after all. I am going to eat some good food. Though I looked odd, my son and his buddies followed suit once they saw what I had done. They looked funny once they cooked the noodles and realized they had no utensils.
Four college guys eating noodles with their hands…ah, to be young.
One day I teamed up with a group of little Mexican kids and we went down the same high-speed intertube slide over and over again.
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I wonder what would happen if one of the little kids here fell into Laid back black looking for sweet Bahamas woman of these pools? A word about traveling with children. This entire trip, from the hotels, to the planes, to the beaches, to the resorts, I see all these families with screaming babies.
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Why would you completely ruin your expensive trip by bringing your damn baby? Well, no shit Sherlock. Look, I speak from congruence here.
When my daughter was a baby, we did not step foot on an airplane with her until she was well into three years old. We either went on airplane trips without her or we went on vacation with her in a car.
I must be a genius. Why did we do this? Because Laid back black looking for sweet Bahamas woman like to be happy, and being on vacation with a god damn baby makes you miserable. Please do us all a favor, and yourself a favor, and keep them home or bacck on a road trip instead.
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That was really in style… about 10 years ago. Over the next two decades or so, multiply this by about a million. Not that they care.
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Twice I tried to touch the sharks but the diver guides got pissed and gave me the no-no sign. By the way, when you get a good look at a shark up close, they just look evil as hell.
Most people think snakes or bats look evil. Nope, they have nothing on sharks.
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She had this monstrous glare on her face. Stop playing right now and go get dressed!